Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
You wake up wet!
Zero, because none of them knows how to
Dad jokes are punnier.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Because potholder was already taken
Because "pot holder" was already taken.
Comparrison Ford!
