Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
There's more geese on that side.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Punchlines that got married and settled down.
Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-
Cause "pot holder" was taken.
Because potholder was already taken
Comparrison Ford!