Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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Why do they call them "roach clips"?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-

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