Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

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So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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Why do they call them "roach clips"?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

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Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.