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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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Water you doing here

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Wars

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What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!