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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

Watt Jokes More Watt Jokes

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!