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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.