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What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl