What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS