What can I get you Mr. President?

P

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it