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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

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