Dogma Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

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