Dogma Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.