Dogma
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Her dog is also blind
Collar ID
My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.
Blowing Swallowing Gargeling
Nostrildamus
Christian Bale Hah
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
A canine with two X chromosomes.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
The fact that red guards can swim.
