Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Small Dog Jokes More Small Dog Jokes

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

X Chromosome Jokes More X Chromosome Jokes

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Dogma Jokes More Dogma Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Lab Jokes More Lab Jokes

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking