Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

Lab Jokes More Lab Jokes

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Bad Word Jokes More Bad Word Jokes

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.