Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.