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Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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Small Dog Jokes More Small Dog Jokes

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

X Chromosome Jokes More X Chromosome Jokes

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

Bad Word Jokes More Bad Word Jokes

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.