Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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X Chromosome Jokes More X Chromosome Jokes

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

Dogma Jokes More Dogma Jokes

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

Meth Lab Jokes More Meth Lab Jokes

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.