Dogma
A canine with two X chromosomes.
Pupvotes
A hot dog.
There isn't a Ferrari in my garage
A meth lab!
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Last years hide and seek champion
Because they always bombed their tests.
I'll take a shot
A Sturgeon!
A control freak.
Because they switched to Comcast.
Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.
Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.
The snort quack.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
AHEM!
The fact that red guards can swim.