Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

First post) Ace of spays

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

Lab Jokes More Lab Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Bad Word Jokes More Bad Word Jokes

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.