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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.