What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.