An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
An eggnogstic
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
To Whom It May Concern
They don't believe in a higher power.
Lack of originality
I find your lack of steak disturbing.
