What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.