Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What's a blonde's favourite wine?

"Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

In the MLA boxing ring

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.