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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What kind of bee can't be understood?

A mumble bee!

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

In the MLA boxing ring

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.