Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!