Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.