Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u