Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.