What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What did you make of the new English teacher?

Burgers ma'am.