What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one