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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit