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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.