French Word Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

English Jokes More English Jokes

When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Too many persuasive esses.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

H Jokes More H Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.