Beaucoup.
The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".
NA'CHO CHEESE
Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Because he was a Tidal exclusive.
Shellfies!
Pig Latin
Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.
You're adopted.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
