French Word Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader

English Word Jokes More English Word Jokes

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese?

Gruyauuuurrrrrrrrrr

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Fromage Jokes More Fromage Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

French Jokes More French Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.