French Word Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

English Jokes More English Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Fromage Jokes More Fromage Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

English Word Jokes More English Word Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

H Jokes More H Jokes

What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!