French Word Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Fromage Jokes More Fromage Jokes

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

English Word Jokes More English Word Jokes

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.