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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop