Because little boys can't get pregnant.
Finding a condom in your hole!
Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.
An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
Alien vs. Predator
It's a touchy subject.
Because they're practicing to be men.
You get a Christian Bale
They both came in a little behind.