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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun