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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.