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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.