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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven