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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

How long does guacamole last in the fridge?

Please say a year.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!