Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.