He charges you double.
He didn't give a hoot!
They cook their own gooses!
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
What are our scientists doing
He was in charge of refresh mints.
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
Look at it in a mirror.
Fold it in half!