Letter P Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

P Jokes More P Jokes

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What number is most common in earth sciences?

E

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.