Letter P Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

E Jokes More E Jokes

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Parole Jokes More Parole Jokes

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What is the longest?

Life without parole

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.