Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer?

Because it hurt.

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!