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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.