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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun