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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.