Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Previous Random Joke Next

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy and the others a little lighter!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.