Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes