Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Mart Jokes More Mart Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

Homer Simpson Jokes More Homer Simpson Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.