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Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page?

A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Homer Simpson Jokes More Homer Simpson Jokes

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread?

Sour-Doh!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.