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Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Mart Jokes More Mart Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

Homer Simpson Jokes More Homer Simpson Jokes

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.