Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why was the Facebook post redundant?

Because I already reddit

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

Mart Jokes More Mart Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Homer Simpson Jokes More Homer Simpson Jokes

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.