How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard