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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

What do you call a popular joke on reddit?

Repost

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Alzheimer Patient Jokes More Alzheimer Patient Jokes

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo