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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

Ride Bike Jokes More Ride Bike Jokes

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

App Jokes More App Jokes

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

9gag Jokes More 9gag Jokes

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag