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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

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George Michael Jokes More George Michael Jokes

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

9gag Jokes More 9gag Jokes

What's the best way to see yesterday's front page?

9GAG

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Ride Bike Jokes More Ride Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Apu Jokes More Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.