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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of.

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why don't you google it?

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

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