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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

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App Jokes More App Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Ride Bike Jokes More Ride Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.