Crazy Night Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama?

Squirming-ham

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted?

TMI Burton.

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.