Crazy Night Jokes

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.