Blacking out and gaining money.
Because he lost his marbles.
I guess he got his fasts mixed up.
His daddy was really a mummy.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
They'll tell you.
Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.
KFC isnt open on holidays.
DirecTV (Say it aloud)
So he could go to Otter Space.
Squirming-ham
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
Straight talk.
