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Crazy Night Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.