How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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What's black and blue and red all over?

The dress

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes