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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.