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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!