How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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Look at her beaver.

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What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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She became a sleeper agent

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A transparent

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A tire.