Prostate Jokes

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.