Prostate Jokes

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

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What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

Wii Jokes More Wii Jokes

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

Cram Jokes More Cram Jokes

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!