Prostate Jokes

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

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What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

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Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.