Breeze Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

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Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood