Breeze Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Wind Gust Jokes More Wind Gust Jokes

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

Agent Jokes More Agent Jokes

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)