Breeze Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

A 'fan'atic.

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Wind Gust Jokes More Wind Gust Jokes

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.