How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage?

A gristly bear.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.