How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia?

Austronomers