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How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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What inning is it?

Is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.