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How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

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How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!