How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What inning is it?

Is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh