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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

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How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.