What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.