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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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Gives the X Box back to grandkids

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Chicken Tenders.

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They gave him his money back.

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.