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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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What do you call counterfeited German currency?

Question marks.

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

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Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"