Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"