Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.