Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

What do you call a German who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus?

Ten tickles

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"