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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes?

Aqueous humour.

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Verb Jokes More Verb Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.