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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Verb Jokes More Verb Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.