Hippy Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

March Madness Sale

Birthday State of Mind

$5.99

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

You might also enjoy:

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Far Man Jokes More Far Man Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

What do you call a hippie astronaut?

A far out man

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.