Hippy Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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He was too far out, man.

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Because it was Far Out!

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Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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You've got eyes on the back of your head!