Hippy Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Hippy Chick Jokes More Hippy Chick Jokes

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger