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Hippy Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Raft Jokes More Raft Jokes

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

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