Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.