Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.