Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

Who is saved?

America

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.