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Who is saved?

America

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What is the most useless superpower?

America.