Who is saved?

America

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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.