Who is saved?

America

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.