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Far Man Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

What do you call a hippie astronaut?

A far out man

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Life Guard Jokes More Life Guard Jokes

Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Why didn't the life guard save the hippy?

Beacuse he was to "far out man".

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Raft Jokes More Raft Jokes

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Vas Deferen Jokes More Vas Deferen Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?