Far Man Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

What do you call a hippie astronaut?

A far out man

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Vas Deferen Jokes More Vas Deferen Jokes

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Drown Hippie Jokes More Drown Hippie Jokes

Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

He was too far out man.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.