Far Man Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

What do you call a hippie astronaut?

A far out man

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Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Coast Guard Jokes More Coast Guard Jokes

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!

Drown Hippie Jokes More Drown Hippie Jokes

Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

He was too far out man.

Life Guard Jokes More Life Guard Jokes

Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.