Far Man Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

What do you call a hippie astronaut?

A far out man

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Raft Jokes More Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water.... My most sincere apologies.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

Vas Deferen Jokes More Vas Deferen Jokes

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why was the smurf's hat blue?

Cus it was sad.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

Cus he was too far out, man

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Drown Hippie Jokes More Drown Hippie Jokes

Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

He was too far out man.