Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Who gets saved?

America

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.