Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.