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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.