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What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

Gender Jokes More Gender Jokes

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls