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What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.