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What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.