What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.