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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Sniper Rifle Jokes More Sniper Rifle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.