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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Sniper Rifle Jokes More Sniper Rifle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.