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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Sniper Rifle Jokes More Sniper Rifle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.