What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

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What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

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What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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In his Taurus!

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.