What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.