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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.