What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.