What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.