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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog