What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

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What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank