What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

Frank Jokes More Frank Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.