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What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

People Jokes More People Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Frank Jokes More Frank Jokes

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.