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What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!