Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...