How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.