How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?