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How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "