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How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.