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How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'