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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

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What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...