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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...