What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What's the world's scariest plant?

BamBOO!