Bambi Jokes

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Bamboo Jokes More Bamboo Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What's the world's scariest plant?

BamBOO!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks