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Bambi Jokes

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

Bamboo Jokes More Bamboo Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What's the world's scariest plant?

BamBOO!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!