They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
I don't know, it's not my side work.
Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
All she does is stay on the dashboard.
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
Because they found her Head n' Shoulders in the glove box.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!
The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
