Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Which punchline do you like better?

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Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

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What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.