Decline Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

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What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

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What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.