Decline Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

Kylo Ren Jokes More Kylo Ren Jokes

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)