Decline Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

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Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

Wow Jokes More Wow Jokes

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Biker Jokes More Biker Jokes

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa