What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's