What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out