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What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.