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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Because he had a stinking cold!

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."