How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.