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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!