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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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They get a hole in one!

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."