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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!