How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

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From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."