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Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

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Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself