Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

Because the rice falls through the grill

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.